Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She found a frog who was unlike any other. He was charming, he walked with a confident air, wore fancy clothes, and he had nice shiny shoes. The frog explained that he was a prince who was turned into a frog by an evil witch, and that a kiss would set him free.
The princess believed him and gave him a kiss. Nothing happened. The frog persuaded her that the magic was strong and it would require a great loving kiss in order to set him free. Again, she believed him and, more importantly, she wanted to believe.
Over time the princess gave the frog many kisses from her heart (and a number of blowjobs to match) and each time she felt a little disappointed afterwards, and each time the charming frog persuaded her that things would get better.
The princess fell in love with the frog and they ended up getting married. Not because of what they had but because she believed what he said, she believed in ‘their future’.
They had tadpoles together which grew up to be very charming frogs. The princess adopted a frog suit so that she could fit in with her husband’s family and their community. She loved him so much that she would do anything for him. He had won her heart.
The moral of this story: It doesn’t matter how well he presents himself or how hard you wish things to be different - the truth of the matter is that he’s a frog. And if you don’t realize this sooner rather than later then you’ll end up as one too.
