Today in the supermarket I witnessed the following scene:
A man holding a bottle of strawberry marmalade in his hand showing it to his wife:
-Oh Darling, see? This looks delicious!
-My dear, you know you can’t have that - she replied
-But baby it really looks so good!
-Yes but it has too much sugar in it, put it back.
And he did put it back.
Btw, in case he reads this: I took it and had some for dinner, it was indeed delicious! Continue reading ‘Heavy, please!’